You claim that you work at home, doing so-called "editing" and now it appears that you are actually brewing "premium malted beverage"! I found you out at Aldi today. It's not a bad imitation of Mike's Hard Lemonade. :)
For those of you who have no idea what I'm going on about, my brother in law's nickname for my sister is "T. Dub", after her initials, TW. When I saw this at the store, I couldn't resist.